Hello Everyone! Welcome to Ask Us! Here, you send in pointless questions, and we answer them! Send a letter to Jimmy, Kyle, or Justin by clicking on one of our names! Study these questions so you can know what to send. Enjoy!

donkeyqueer:Uh how old are you guys?

response:Donkeyqueer???What kinda queer would have that name?any ways the answer to the question is we are all 12. I'm the youngest(justin)

mentalman: duh...how many shoes do i have if there are 3 frogs in my house x the number of people how reciev x-lax on an airplane x the number of farts?

response: your name says it all... can you rephrase the question? (justin)

Baby Bop: I want my yellow bwanky.

response: Bwanky? I don't know what the heck you do with your gay blanky? Uh have you tried the big yellow house that sells gay yellow blankies? (jimmy)

B.J: Have you seen Baby Bop? Last time I saw her she was taking x-lax and anerexic pills. I already checked the bathroom and I passed out for a few days from the smell. Wait a minute I got side-tracked well have you seen Baby Bop my brother?

response: O.K. You are very mental. I don't know where your constipated anerexic sister is or brother what ever you call it, but since i have to give you an answer, have you tried the big yellow house that sells gay yellow blankies if not call 1-800-I-Lost-My-Constipated-Anerexic-Sister Brother thingy. (Kyle)

Barbie: Justin, do you really love me? If you do I just wanted to say I love you too.Do you want to go out to my little tiny pink house even though you can't fit in my whole house. We can just lay around the house(and I really mean that literally when I say that).Anyway do you?

response: Justin is not here right now. This is Kyle. I can answer that for him though. He hates your guts.He just said that to be funny.You are very ugly to me and Jimmy and Justin so don't ask us anymore questions and let me give you a little advice quit taking anerexic pills and x-lax like Baby Bop did because while she did that she was never seen again.Hahahahahhahahah.Anyway I never want to see you ever again or see you type even a quarter of a letter.So shut up.(Kyle)

Sir-mix-a-lot:I like big butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny. when you see that girl with that itty bitty waste and that big round thing in your face you get sprung...

response:heck ya. But the problem is I ain't your brother. I agree with that though unless it is a guy with a big butt (yuck!)(justin)

Barney: Hey yo homie G. I dig it all foo' du' style and all. y'all know dat is coo'.I like drugs homie and I need yo' help get off. Why I can't stop smoking this stuff ::inhale:: ahhhhhhhh.::twitch:: That feels good. So any advice?

response: MY goodness you people. Ok Barney this is what you do: Go to rehab, and they can help you. and you know what else is good you can see Baby Bop and B.J. there too, along with some other people like Rou Paul (a.k.a. Pee Wee Herman) and some other goodie goodies gone bad like teletubies (The people that do their voices) and others. They can work with your mental skills and stuff.If all else fails call 1-800-i-need-help-cuz-i-am-mental-and-on-drugs-like-heroine-and-pot-and-stuff. Believe me it works, Kyle said so(justin)

PoWeR rAnGeRs: Hi. We want to beat Brney up really really bad. Do you have any idea where he is.Please tell us we are going crazy. Do you?

response:NOOOOOO. I have no idea where Barney is. Why do weird people keep asking I'm tired of it.Wait have you tryed rehab. (Kyle)

DerangedClown: knock knock, you respond,"Who's there?" I say "yah" you say "yah who?" I say "yahoo (the melody 'ya hoo oo oo', you know, the comercial for yahoo.com! Funny eh?) hahahahaha wasn't that funny?

response: No. (justin)

super smart scientist:ok, here is a hard one... What is the "true" metric number of an average soda can equaling 100 calories.

response: Do you think I am dumb? Does it sound like I am dumb? the answer is simple: originaly calories , the "true" amount of calories is 10,000 calories. Now a little history lesson: People did not want to have a giant number of calories such as 10,000. So the but it in kilocalories but still they did not want the word kilo so they shortened it to calories. Good riddance I'm glad that there is a sensible question. (Justin)

Osama Bin Laden: HELP!!! The U.S is attacking me.Can you help? Do you have anything I can use? PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

response: Listen you retarded murderer. I have a bazooka, Ak74, Assualt rifle, Machine gun, and A nuclear bomb. I should send them over to you. But not in a box, but from a Jet. hahahahaha. I'm gonna blow up your dumpster you live in even though you probably can't even pay that rent. Anyway I just sent that stuff I was talking about earlier. You should die in about 5-4-3-2-1-0 BBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!! BBBBBAAAAAMMMMMM!!! OW that must have hurt but dang that was funny.(Kyle)

Batman: I can't find Robin. Last time I saw him was in the bat cave on the toilet. He was grunting pretty hard and loud. I guess he didn't use a laxitive. Then I heard a flush and I waited 6 hours, then I kicked open the door and he was gone and he never came out. Do you know where he is???

response:Hey, wait a minute, I never knew there was a toilet in the bat cave. Anyway, I have no idea where he is. Stop asking stupid questions. bye!!!(Kyle)

Bob the Builder: Hey I lost my crew, can you help me find them? I looked everywhere, even in the bathroom and of course the house can you help me?

response: OK, you are so stupid. Did you look in the garage? If you didn't, dial 1-800-I-can't-find-my-crew. If that doesn't work then I guess you are just out of luck.(not that you had any). Anyway bye.I hope you and Barney have a great time together.(Kyle)

steve(from blues clues): hey if this is Jimmy I just want him to know that "BLUE WANTS TO PLAY BLUES CLUES!!!!!

response: .......... pwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha man your'e so gay & mental Last time I played blues cluse I was "6" years old you here me SIX FRIGGI'N YEARS OLD!!! Now I'm almost 13 so F**K off fruit cake. Plus I saw blue get hit by a car just now I'm "DEAD" serious HA HAAAAAA I "Kill" My self!!!!!(jimmy)

mental cheese fart booger: (fart) ahahahhahahahahahahaha I make poopy!!!! (claps hands) hahaha I like cheese on my monkey. Well if a monkey farted can it give it back? How may numbers can a oompa loompa fart on my hersheys. and how did I hide the banana? If I died would you take me to a doctor to get my shirt fixed. How may times? do you sneeze repeatdly on a piano cord? Or a Concord? Do you know where my obiese mom is? AND LAST AND LEAST OSAMA BIN LADEN MUST DIE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

response: crap that is alot of questions. well let me see...no,1000000,see page 362,no,7,no,neither,check the bathroom she is probably crapping the whole bathroom, Yes he must...Phew! man you are very psychotic, those are the most retarted things I ever heard! SHEESH! (Justin)

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